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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:30
Still no good.
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No way
Ukraine Says It Attacked Crimean Bridge as Traffic Halted - Bloomberg.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Why We Still Can't Find A Solar System Twin - IFLScience
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Target says Philly Pride 365 rejected its sponsorship - Axios
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Queens of the Stone Age Announce Autumn 2025 Tour of North America - Pitchfork
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Playdate’s second season is off to a great (and very weird) start - The Verge
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Compass files lawsuit against Zillow over home listings policy - AP News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)